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Oh my God I'm bored.  I don't know what it is, but lately I just can't sleep...like at all.  I get somewhere around, three hours I guess.  I have no idea what it is.  I'm not stressed or anything...I just...don't want to be sleeping.  Had a theory once, but it's pretty stupid.

Actually, looking back on them now, a lot of my theories were pretty stupid.

For example.

When I was a kid, dogs and I did not get along.  We still don't, for the most part.  Dogs back at me, they bite me, they have, on occasion, cornered me.  Even nice dogs.  I try to pet it, and it gets all snappy.  The owner pulls it back.  'She really friendly, you just must have startled her'.  Well I've only been sitting in the chair next to it for the last eight minutes.  I had a theory, to explain this phenomenon back when I was a kid.  I came to the only conclusion that made logical sense.

I was a Terminator.  I just didn't know it yet.

And this made perfect sense to my nine-year-old mind.  It was the perfect explination.  It was the only explination.  Sure it's stupid now...but sometimes...don't you wish the explination was that simple, and you could unblinkingly accept it.

And no one would say anything.

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